Parliament to have an open day
Parliament is having an open day this Sunday. Openly gay MPs will be doing a guided tour and the Labour front bench will be coordinating the church service at 10am. Mallard will be offering his uppercut services to any Maori MPs who will take him on. Show starts at 11am just after church. Ron Mark will be demonstrating how high he can lift his middle finger and Nandor will be doing a skateboarding demonstration.
Unfortunately Helen Clark and Judith Tizard won't be there. It's an open day, y'see.
Should be good.