fat Tony

This is fat Tony. He is the Australian Exclusive Brethren trouble shooter who is staying behind to sort out the church’s sexual molestation allegations. Why fat Tony instead of Tony McCorkell?

Well, if you put your cursor over the above picture I flogged from the NZ Herald, then right click it, you`ll find out why – the photo is labeled fattony. (ht Tumeke), so someone in the Herald has a sense of humour.

In a ONE News interview, the Exclusive Brethren officially denied any knowledge of the abuse claims. The church's Australia based spokesperson, fat Tony, said he was "not aware" of the allegations.

However, after fat Tony asked the cameras to stop rolling, he admitted he had just come from a meeting where the sexual abuse claims were discussed - and said "I haven't even formulated my opinion on it yet".

Fat chance we`ll believe that, fat Tony! If I were you, I`d complain to the Herald over its appalling treatment of you.