the next US President?

Jonathon "the impaler" Sharkey PhD., L.D.D.D is a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. He is involved in politics and wants to be the next US President in 2008. In fact he has already put his name forward. He was named after John F Kennedy.

In the meantime he is in the running to be the Governor of Minnesota In August last year he started his own political party, the VWP Party, VWP standing for Vampyres, Witches and Pagans.

No, I`m not kidding. Here's his brief:

I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy.

I am a 70% Service-Connected (disabled by the VA) Army Veteran. I suffered severe injuries during a training exercise while on active duty. Between my Active, Reserves, National Guard and IRR duty, I served our country for nine years through the Army.

Though I have endured 15 knee operations, along with permanent injuries to my lower back, left wrist and right hip, like Sly Stallone’s “Rocky Balboa" I am a fighter. And I will fight for the rights of every Minnesotan, as well as Americans when I become President.

I wonder if he has any severe or permanent head injuries....