top headlines

This is a billboard of a newspaper heading that David Farrar along with loads of others, has blogged. The actual print edition had a great headline - Hero cabbie: I kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls that I tore a tendon in my foot

Yes, that's a real headline in the Daily Record. Heres a few other good ones. You can clik on the links to read the stories in most cases.

Eminem remarries sweetheart he vows to murder
Wanke hoping to beat off stiff bribe penalty
Downer couldn’t see the wood for the trucking fees
Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief

Of course theres many other well known ones like "Prostitutes appeal to Pope".

Look, I can't help it if it has been a slow news week down under. And it has, hasn't it.