I had a chat to God today
Taito Philip Field has refused to state whether he is going to jump ship and leave the Labour Party. "Only God knows the truth of what is going to happen ... you should ask him," the MP said as he went into a caucus meeting.
So I did.
God, while telling me that Taito Philip Field is a bit dodgy, also confirmed that he is the only MP in the Labour caucus who actually believes in God and that his advice was that he would better off joining the United Future party. However God himself said that althought he was aware of the contents of a certain report, he hadn't been officially consulted about the matter by Taito Philip Field.
However, God confirmed that Field was still considering his options, they were running out fast, and that if he stayed in Labour life will be hell for him.