Inside Helen Clark

Helen Clark has announced that New Zealand is to fund a hospital in Nuie. Locals were so happy that some have suggested that it be called Helen Clark Hospital.

They obviously didn`t know about the people dying on the waiting lists in Helen Clark's hospitals here in New Zealand. But at the end of the day they decided against calling the hospital after Miss Clark.

Oh well, If the name had have stuck, we could have had the headline "Helen Clark has first baby after hospital opened this week".

But she had her chance - I did hear that there was a woman in labour in the back seat of a speeding limo a while back..

OK, its late…